發表於 : 週一 11月 19, 2001 9:02 pm
Hope this joke lighten your day.
> > > 希望這個笑話讓你開心一整天.
> > >
> > > 吐口水的鳥
> > >
> > > There was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
> > > He saw a little girl coming toward him,
> > > so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
> > > The girl came up to him and asked,
> > > "What do you have under the newspaper?"
> > > Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
> > > 有個傢伙在海灘上進行全裸日光浴
> > > 看到有個小女孩朝他走過來
> > > 他便用手邊正在嬝牧熙灝B住重點部位
> > > 小女孩走近,問他
> > > '報紙下面是什麼?'
> > > 臨機一動,他說'一隻鳥'.
> > >
> > >
> > > The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.
> > > When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
> > > police asked him what happened.
> > > The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach,
> > > this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off,
> > > and the next thing I know is I'm here."
> > > 小女孩就走開了,這傢伙跟著便睡著了
> > > 待他醒來,發現自己正躺在醫院,處於極度痛苦中
> > > 警察正問他發生什麼事ㄌ
> > > 他回答,'我不知道！我本來躺在沙灘上,
> > > 有個小女孩跑來問我問題,我想接著我就失去知覺,
> > > 然後我人就進醫院啦.'
> > >
> > >
> > > The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
> > > "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
> > > After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing.
> > > I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck,
> > > cracked its eggs,and set its nest on fire!"
> > > 警察回到沙灘上找到小女孩,問
> > > '妳對那個裸體的人做了什麼?'
> > > 停了會兒,小女孩說,'我對他沒做什麼
> > > 我只是跟他的鳥玩,但他的鳥對我吐口水
> > > 所以我扭斷它的脖子,打破它的蛋,
> > > 放火燒了它的窩.'
> > >
> > >
> > > Moral of the story........................
> > > 故事的教訓是.............
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
never lie to kids.
> > > 千萬別對小朋友說謊.
> > > 希望這個笑話讓你開心一整天.
> > >
> > > 吐口水的鳥
> > >
> > > There was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
> > > He saw a little girl coming toward him,
> > > so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
> > > The girl came up to him and asked,
> > > "What do you have under the newspaper?"
> > > Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
> > > 有個傢伙在海灘上進行全裸日光浴
> > > 看到有個小女孩朝他走過來
> > > 他便用手邊正在嬝牧熙灝B住重點部位
> > > 小女孩走近,問他
> > > '報紙下面是什麼?'
> > > 臨機一動,他說'一隻鳥'.
> > >
> > >
> > > The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.
> > > When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
> > > police asked him what happened.
> > > The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach,
> > > this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off,
> > > and the next thing I know is I'm here."
> > > 小女孩就走開了,這傢伙跟著便睡著了
> > > 待他醒來,發現自己正躺在醫院,處於極度痛苦中
> > > 警察正問他發生什麼事ㄌ
> > > 他回答,'我不知道！我本來躺在沙灘上,
> > > 有個小女孩跑來問我問題,我想接著我就失去知覺,
> > > 然後我人就進醫院啦.'
> > >
> > >
> > > The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
> > > "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
> > > After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing.
> > > I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck,
> > > cracked its eggs,and set its nest on fire!"
> > > 警察回到沙灘上找到小女孩,問
> > > '妳對那個裸體的人做了什麼?'
> > > 停了會兒,小女孩說,'我對他沒做什麼
> > > 我只是跟他的鳥玩,但他的鳥對我吐口水
> > > 所以我扭斷它的脖子,打破它的蛋,
> > > 放火燒了它的窩.'
> > >
> > >
> > > Moral of the story........................
> > > 故事的教訓是.............
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
never lie to kids.
> > > 千萬別對小朋友說謊.