冷笑話3

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含稅價

話說一個拖拉庫運將, 路經成功路附近, 見一穿著花枝招展之檳榔西施...

於是上前搭訕... “喂....檳榔怎賣？” “

看你要哪一種...”

“有什麼的？”

“冷的和熱的兩種....”

“冷的怎麼賣？”

“三粒一百...”

“怎麼那麼貴...”

“一粒給你吃...兩粒給你看....”

“挖咧..那熱的呢？”

“三粒一千....”

“那跟剛剛的有啥不同...”

“喔....這是含稅價....” (睡)