在美國有些產品.....

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在美國有些產品上的說明標籤很"天才".......信不信由你，以下是
一些產品標籤上的說明。



On Sears hairdryer: Do not use whilesleeping.
吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用


On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use likeregular
soap. (And thatwould be how?)
香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用(那到底是怎麼用呢？)


On some Swanson frozen dinners:Servingsuggestion:
Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍(建議而已喔！)


On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one
head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 (剛好放得進一顆頭)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottomof the
box) Do notturnupsidedown.
點心：(印在盒子底部) 請勿倒置


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Produc will be hot
after heating.
麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes
on body.
熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物


On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car
or operate machinery.
兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械


On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡


On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of
children.
某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩


On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For
indoor or outdoor use only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用


On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the
other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途



On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
花生：警告：內含花生


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions:
open packet, eat nuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含花生、豆
子、榛果等堅果)： 說明：打開包裝，吃堅果


On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸(殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生
殖器停止電鋸


On a child's Superman costume : Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來