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What are the ways of Marketing ?(English joke)
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What are the ways of Marketing ?(English joke)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I am fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
"I am fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
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